Snow

kinnell mate.

its called snow. everyone in the world has experienced at some point. maybe you really like it and can think back to fond memories of lashing snoweys at your teachers swede in school or bladdering the 10a on east prescott road with abah a hundred snowballs. ahh, good times...

on the other hand you might be a fuckin serious victim, and look back in horror as the "skallies" bounced loads of snoweys off your head, rolled you around in it, and put loads down your back. for you, the snow is a horrible reminder of just how harsh life can be. it can be funny, but harsh. The winter weather its probably the only time you'll get away with throwing something at a complete stranger. I hit my dickhead neighbour full pelt in the kipper, he swung around, laughed, and carried on to his car. no harsh words or "io dickhead" just a laugh and a disapproving glance and that was it. its almost like your not allowed to be pissed off at a snowball. like its a free shot. innit?... is tho innit?... fuck off it is! 

the same winter weather divide can be seen on twitter. Loads of people buzzin wid it. loads of Michael fishes moanin about it. goin "fuckin hell, its snowing"!! ffs. WE KNOW!! we've got windas yuno. who sits in their house goin "fuckin ell. i best tell all me followers thats its snowing, maybe throw a #snow on the end off it, get it trending".

i'll tell you who..... bellwhiffs!

i've seen some absloute shite over the last week from people being "snowed in" (as if). people claiming to be stranded in their car, and one soft twat going on about taking his phone incase he becomes stranded (fuckin hell, he was only going out to the icey man). everyone needs to chill the fuck out.

Facebook is a twat for it, an whats worse is that you know where half of these fuckers live so your tempted to knock and call them twats. Its full of ma's going "does anyone know if St Liams is open today". they're fuckin fyumin arent they. they had their little day all figured out.

1: get up.
2:take the kids to school in jarmers without as much as a glance in a fuckn mirror.
3:get into argument with "stuck up bitch" teacher who moans coz the kids arent "presentable".
4:stand outside school for half an hour talking shit and smoking everyone elses biftas.
5:leg it home for jeremy kyle. (fuck the dishes, no ones coming round)
6:go on facebook for a few hours, nose at peoples pictures. write "fyumin" and then log off.
7:fuck knows
8:fuck knows
9:emerge from the house in exactly the same jarmies you had on this morning.
10: go the chippy for the kids tea (3 portions of chips and 3 sausages and a chop suey roll for liam coz he's 9 now and not a baby anymore)
11: get home and back on facebook to see whos arsed about your facebook status (2x "whats up babes" and a "you know where i am girl).
12: let the kids fuck around till about 11 oclock (in their uniform) before shouting them in and lashing them straight to bed. (in their uniforms).
13: get rarr on the vodka wid ur mate from nextdoor till about 5 in the morning.
14: start again (see number 1)

funny how these ma's love their babies "the world" till they've actually got to spend any fuckin time with them. then theyre "little bastards" and theyre asking how long the schools are gonna be shut.

weather bores do my cap in. i bet you the same people moaing in the winter about snow an ice, are the same twats moaning in the summer going "fuckin hell, i can't sleep. its to hot". fuck off.

in conclusion (i know "conclusion". get on me) if you've ever moaned about the snow. ur a berd. its only a laugh. sort your head out.

Dr Scouse Agony.